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There’s one at every party – the smiling, snap happy idiot who wanders around all night saying “smile”, taking down every moment for posterity and ‘annoying’ everyone. Oh, that’s you? Well then, the new Nikon Coolpix S1000PJ digital camera is about to make your day.

The S1000PJ is the first ultra small digital camera in the world with a projection feature – so now you can move on to a whole new level of ‘annoying’ by displaying your shots on the nearest wall for all to see. The battery will give you approximately 220 snaps before you need to re-charge, so if you photograph everyone say, ten times during the party, you can comfortably ‘annoy’ around 22 guests.

Display your shots on whatever is available – the floor, the wall or even the guests. Happy times for the aspiring paparazzi! When snobby Sarah has had a few and topples over ingloriously into the rosebush, it’ll make a great shot. Let the guests who missed it appreciate the moment – project it onto the lounge room wall. The high resolution shots of the 12.1 megapixel Coolpix will have Sarah looking sharp and focussed – even if she’s having a little trouble focussing herself.

The lovers who wander off from the crowd won’t be safe from you either. They’ll look fabulous in the close up you get with the 5x Coolpix zoom. How sweet they’ll look on the living room wall. Why wait until later to embarrass them? And when you find yourself being forcefully ejected, don’t give up! The Nikon’s vibration reduction and image stabilizing will help you get those last few photos before you hit the pavement.

Of course, the Nikon S1000PJ is also good for family outings and celebrations. You’ll love the Smart Portrait System with its ’skin softening’ and red eye fix features. Grandma will look as good as she possibly can. And if you’re not the world’s greatest photographer, the D-lighting feature will make you look like a better one as it adds detail to your images and gives optimized exposure.

Those are all superb features and, with Nikon, you can rest assured that the implementation is always the highest quality possible. But let’s get back to that projector for a minute.

A stand is included, so you don’t have to stand there holding your projector camera all the time. No image shaking during viewing here. There’s also a wireless remote control as part of the package. Projector operation is effortless. Of course, you can download the images if you want. Simply plug the camera into any high-speed USB interface of your computer.

The Nikon Coolpix S1000PJ is digital camera technology at its best and not nearly as expensive as you’d expect it to be. So whether you want to harass party guests or just your own family members, the Nikon Coolpix S1000PJ digital camera is the ultimate for the happy snapper. Friends or family members with paparazzi like tendencies will love the Coolpix S1000PJ as a gift and let’s face it, if you’re going to be in a hundred photographs you’d better ensure that those snaps they take of you at every opportunity make you look your best!